Effy — Part 2

Sophy says: I hated this scene too much to discuss it. I’ll just say: JB, you need to watch the episodes leading up to your episode before you write shit like this. I have no doubt Cook still has feelings for Effy, but there is no way he’d be voicing them at this point. ‘OH HAI MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND WHO JUST GOT OUT OF THE INSTITUTION! I STILL LOVE YOU. NEAT HUH.’ He’s not the golden god some fans believe him to be, but I do believe he has grown, and I do believe he is too decent for this shit.
Okay, so I totally discussed it.

Rin says:





Sophy says: Oh Freddie. She’s headfucking you again. /Katie voice.

Rin says: Don’t say Effy/Freddie weren’t made for each other. Her outfit right now is about as complicated as Freddies jeans.



Sophy says: Yeah. You smile, you headfucker. *points bread*

Rin says: It’s actually pretty creepy that she’s forcing herself to forget these things. *points bread* IDK, I JUST WANTED TO POINT THE BREAD TOO :(((:((



Sophy says: I LOVED this scene. Loved how absolutely desperate Kaya played it, and how she kept calling out to Pato like he was a live animal.

Rin says: Pato. Maybe you’ll be the carry over into gen 3?!



Sophy says: Yeah, burn it Effy. BURN IT ALL.

Rin says: Stupid bastard. BURN!!



Sophy says: Suggestions for his middle name? TURD SANDWICH, MAYBE?

Rin says: I hate that he’s looking directly into the camera. Creepy fucker.



Rin says: BRB, BEING IN LOVE.

Sophy says: MUCH BETTER.



Sophy says: This is so pretty. Also…

Rin says: Benches. /eyeroll



Sophy says: I would like this if it didn’t lead to dancing and yay-let’s-do-bad-things and if it hadn’t been preceded by ‘I’d do it all again’ and ‘I still love you’. It just makes Cook come off as in-pursuit, which under the circumstances is naff beyond belief. Still… I like this part.

Rin says: Fck this park scene is insanely pretty. CRAZY SATURATION LEVELS ARE PLEASING TO MY PUPILS. THEY’RE DILATING. ;)





Rin says: ROFL FOREVER at Cooks face in the 2nd last cap. It reminds me of:





Rin says: Horizon!Sophia!!! So happy to have you back, bb. *opens arms*

Sophy says: You just know that’s what she was seeing.





Sophy says: This was kind of heartbreaking… I would probably have been more moved if I hadn’t been thinking ‘FFS COOK, JUST TAKE HER TO FREDDIE AND GET OVER YOURSELF.’ But yeah… it still hurt. Poor Cookie :(

Rin says: I feel exhausted just looking at all this shiz.




Sophy says: Pretty much sums up my feelings about this awful, awful scene. Ugh.

Rin says: Cooks just being upset because he had to give up Michael Scofield for this shit.



Sophy says: Too beautiful.

Rin says: Srsly, this moon. WHY? WHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN, I DON’T. PACK YOUR BAGS. The sky can stay.





Rin says: FREDDIE :( YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WHEN FOSTER CLICKS HIS PEN, IT MEANS HE’S GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT OMFG, YOU DIDN’T READ THE SIGNS.



Sophy says: Oh my heart. MY HEART. Make fun of these three caps and die. For real. I’ll set Sophia on you. Rin, make sure you have that gif handy…

Rin says: The tears. Guh.

Oh and:



Sophy says: Anthea and Freds hug FTW. It even trumps Effy and Anthea hug earlier in the episode. And ohhhh Freddie… one last look… :(

Rin says: Anthea/Freddie hug forever. And ..yeah. The look back is lovely. Despite his outfit.



Rin says: I HATE ALL OF THIS. I HATE IT.



Sophy says: Rophy’s alternate and infinitely superior ending to this episode is as follows:

Rin says: MUCH MUCH SUPERIOR.




Rin says: ALL SHE WANTS IS THE INFO FREDS. C’MON!



Sophy says: PRETTY, PRETTY AND PRETTY.

Rin says: PINK STREAK WELCOME TO THE PARTY ALBEIT A BIT LATE. NAKED NAOMI IN BED WITH A CLOTHED EMILY, WHAT IS THIS INSANITY?!?!?

Sophy says: lol, Thomas ran so fast he ran out of the finale. Nice work, Thomas, even if I still love you.

Rin says: I like this version of the cap better. :)



Rin says: KATIE OMFG JUST. I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR POTATO ALCOHOL!!

Sophy says: In Rophy’s alternate ending, Freddie doesn’t die, but he does go away – rides off into the sunset with Michael Scofield or whatever. To make way for this:



Rin says: Sophy, this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.



Sophy says: YOU TELL THEM SOPHIA. *shakes fist*

Rin says: DAMN BE, you may be the best writer but you haven’t taken nearly enough blame for this shitty move. BECAUSE YOU ENABLED THIS DOUCHERY. YOU ENABLED.

Sophy says: And to finish us off, a leaked scene from the finale



Rin says: I KNEW THAT BOOK WAS GAY PORN! …I want this to be the way we end every recap. Even if we ever tackle gen 1.

12 Responses

  1. Frankie
    Frankie at · Reply

    Oh.My.God.

    That end. I must have died =D
    ‘Must be gayer’
    Those faces.

    You’re gonna kill me!

  2. buttercup
    buttercup at · Reply

    oh my god the scrubbing out of mandeh in the emily screen caps is hilarious…and totally necessary. BRAVA! :)

  3. Millie
    Millie at · Reply

    Painfully funny. Like. Painfully. Fuck.

    1. Sophy
      Sophy at · Reply

      You just made Rophy sound sort of kinky! I like.

  4. Alexandra
    Alexandra at · Reply

    Fucking hell. I CAN’T BREATHE.

    YOU WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME.

    1. Sophy
      Sophy at · Reply

      *lends you her brown paper bag*

  5. Juanita
    Juanita at · Reply

    loooool. Like major out of breath lol, I just noticed the “mandeh scrub out” tres funny as hell.

  6. Lee
    Lee at · Reply

    OMG, when are you folks going to tackle gen 1 ?

  7. S.
    S. at · Reply

    Freddie’s death was one of the dumbest moments on television I have ever seen. Also, why are all the mental health professionals on this show useless? Yeah, yeah, the exaggeration of alienation from authority felt by teenagers…But there is kind of a reason that these people have jobs, and it isn’t to be assholes and/or bat-wielding psychos.

    Oh well.

    I feel like maybe if Skins was really Skins: The Gayest Race, it would be a better/more consistent show. Everyone would be gay and happy and the cinematography would be lovely.

    1. ANoelle
      ANoelle at · Reply

      Ugh, I hate it when people use that excuse to brush off the shit writing.

  8. Joohhnny
    Joohhnny at · Reply

    What the hell kind of name is “pato”? It sounds oddly like something that has a meaning but it doesn’t. Isn’t there a musician called “patto”?

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