Rin says: Oh, a leaf. I’m excited already.
Rin says: Naomi, the leaf collector.
Sophy says: JJ doesn’t deserve the fucking leaf after what he’s done. TAKE IT AWAY NAOMI. TAKE IT. AWAY. Put it in your glass cage. Where it belongs. <3
Rin says: THIS CONFECTIONARY STORE IS AMAZING. I wish there was more of the store. Just the store. OH HAI GRANNY, UR CUTE LOLS. I wish you had been the love interest for JJ. I really do. And you met Salvador at pilates? Aw <3 Have you met Sophy in one of your classes yet? Cause I know she’s been taking classes at the moment and you’re probably in the same age bracket.
Which one are you Sophy
Sophy says: Fiiiiiine, I’m in the yellow, sigh. You’re never going to stop making fun of me for being in the brochure are you???
Also, it’s a fucking confectionary store??? SERIOUSLY SKINS???? Of course JJ has to work in a confectionary store, because he’s just ~that adorbs and quirky. I think I’m going to be sick. The grandma was cool. I’ll admit. And not just because I identified with her.
Rin says: Enter Lara, possibly Laura. She has pink hair, she’s out of this world, which will literally be shown later! I think JJ and his family would have a sensible commodore, and not this death trap. Look at that sign, ‘A COCKS SPECIALIST’ oic what you did thar. Although I really did like the inappropriate singing with his mother.
Sophy says: I thought Lara was totally cute at this point. I feel so dirty saying that, but it’s true. YOU CAN’T CHANGE WHAT YOU DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE. Okay? Now I’ve told you. Etc.
Oh for FUCK’S SAKE. first the confectionary store and now the OHSOCUTEQUIRKY CAR. Fail. Just… go write Juno 2, Lucy. Shoo.
Rin says: I LOVED JUNO!
Rin says: If you spent every breakfast doing random quizzes, I would stay behind my newspaper as well. URANUS. Thomas/JJ – that’s something positive that came out of this ep. I want more development within the group, as you know.. IT’S THE THIRD LAST EPISODE of this generation and I don’t have time to care for other people. I just don’t.
Sophy says: Random quizzes for the geek. Followed by outer space themed audio diary for the geek. I just… I feel like someone could get hurt from all this cliche. I worry
Rin says: The way she just slaps those babies on, jfc. Genius.
Sophy says: I just thought the fascination with her perfectly adequately clad, rather ordinary behind was a bit silly. It’s better this way.
Rin says: PETRIFIED PRAWNS? WTF? More info needed.
Rin says: I’m sold Sophia, I need these in my life!!
Sophy says: A THOUSAND TIME YES, SOPHIA.
Rin says: Srsly, the Thomas/JJ love, yes please. It’s cute and they could have bonded over how they’ve each been ~intimate with one of the twins.
Sophy says: I loved JJ/Thomas early in this episode. Too bad my general disgust is going to force me to block it out of my memory.
Sophy says: Those were good times. *single tear*
Rin says: Are you really going to present me with this weaksauce? We’re supposed to be like, ‘OMG! She’s doing sudoku, she is smart!!!1’ well look again my friends. Lara is a moron. She must not understand how the puzzle works at all..I mean, look at that 9 RIGHT NEXT TO ANOTHER 9. You. Are. Infuriating.
Sophy says: Oh Rinana. Your yellow is showing and I love it.
Rin says: I WONDER IF IT’LL END THE SAME GUISE. Srsly. Cause if it does, that’s certainly not vitamin c that JJ is giving to girls.
Sophy says: Well there needs to be some kind of explanation for this fuckery. Drugs works.
Rin says: Laura’s all like, vitamin c??? Then JJ panics.
Rin says: BUT SHE’LL DRINK IT ANYWAY. That’s Laura for you. I loved Thomas/Merv in this scene, it was cute forcing JJ to ask Laura out. That cap is such win, omg.
Sophy says: RIGHT OKAY.
Non user of condoms.
Failer at sudoku.
Drinker of date-rape drinks.
She’s too smart for annnyyyyyone.
On a serious note, the date rape joke was so fucking lame. It’s BRIGHT YELLOW AND FIZZY, JJ. It doesn’t “look bad”, because any moron could see you put something in their drink even if they hadn’t turned around. Your lolz fails.
Also, please stop talking about your bowels. It’s not cute.
ALSO, Thomas wins in this episode, for being the only thing I loved. ILU THOMAS.
Rin says: Will you go out with me? Yes. OH LOOK FREDDIE HAS A GIANT BAG.
Rin says: IT CONTAINS COOK, OMFG. I really loved that, haha. And he’s so excited.. oh bless him.
Sophy says: This might have been a bit cool. Shame it got shit shoveled all over it afterward.
Rin says: Trust me Cook, you’re adored enough as it is. You don’t need a shirt to encourage that.
Sophy says: lol, yeah, he only got like a thousand marriage proposals in the last fuck, marry, kill. Settle down, Cook, no one’s pissing on you.
Also… um… I think………. he stole…. some of Sophia’s artwork. For his shirt.
Rin says: Michael can never win
Sophy says: OMG WWMD OMFG OMFG
Rin says: I don’t care if it kind of makes you look like a Backstreet Boy, I really prefer your hair like this Cookie. :]
Rin says: Lily called, she wants her robe back. And no, I don’t know what prompted me to insert her into the background, ok? It just seemed like the right thing to do.
Sophy says: Inserting Lily is always the right thing to do. Um… *shuffles away*
Rin says: The baby was cute. But is that all I want from a Skins episode… cuteness? I DO NOT THINK SO. I also get strong ‘old naomi room’ vibes from Lauras room.
Sophy says: Lara… get the FUCK OUT OF NAOMI’S ROOM. No one’s allowed in there anymore, haven’t you heard. Except Emily. SHE SLEPT THERE. Ugh. And later you’re just going to add insult to injury by having all the sex in it that Naomily should have had. *points bread*
Rin says: Sophy has a different point of view on the brandeh babeh.
Sophy says: Yes, yes I do.
Sophy says: What ARE YOU, Lara Lloyd?
Rin says: Don’t look at me guys. I don’t know either.
Rin says: “You heard the Lara.” Okay, I lol’d.
Sophy says: I may have lol’d too. Although I think I was starting to get angry with all the cheese by this point.
Rin says: I feel like I should make a version of this episode where we just watch through a keyhole of the important stuff. Although, that would mean sitting through a lot of black screen, but with the right music that could still be better? IDK IDK.
Sophy says: I might have liked the whole episode so much more if it had been like this. PEEPSHOW. It’s appropriate. Here…
Rin says: WHOA NELLY. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! EMILY. WHAT? EMILY WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Sophy says: OH MANDY YOU CAME AND YOU GAVE ME THE SHITS.
Rin says: SRSLY. I almost got to the point where I didn’t even care that you were being ridiculously cute playing with your hair like that. That’s how serious this got. I do appreciate that you seem to care more for dung beetles than you do for this mandy-figure though, so thanks for that. I also appreciate your tank top. Thanks again.
Sophy says: This part should have just been replayed over and over in peepshow format. Unf.
Rin says: Hmm actually, those arms. I’ve seen those arms before.
Rin says: NOW. IF THIS HAD BEEN THE CASE? OKAY SURE, I UNDERSTAND EMILY. WHO WOULDN’T SAY NO, AMIRITE??? Just. hnnnggggggg. It’s an ARMSHIP.
Sophy says: COMMITTED HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!111
Rin says: Oh Mandy Mandy Mandy. I don’t think anyone told you, but you’re competing with this:
Now I’ve told you, ok? Now you know.
Sophy says: lol, Mandy, don’t even try.
Rin says: It’s all in the appearance and disappearance of the knife. Srsly, dying.
Sophy says: It’s the only way, Mandy. But it still won’t work. Soz lol.