Rin says: I’m getting a little tripped out that it looks like the two caps are joined. I like it.
Sophy says: Holy shit that’s awesome. Do you promise me you didn’t photoshop that Rin? PROMISE????
Sophy says: And so, Freddie starts trying to walk away from Cook’s shit. Good luck with that Freddie.
Also, I’m going to have to strongly object to his outfit. It’s not quite Baby-Naomi level, but it is wrong. Very, very wrong.
Rin says: Ahaha, he lasts for like 3 hours.
Rin says: They both look so forlorn! FREEDDDIIIEEE.. FREDDDDIIIEEEE, I WAS SCARED!
Sophy says: Jack does such a brilliant forlorn-face. I just want to stroke it tenderly.
Rin says: STUPID STUPID STUPID.
Sophy says: Let me just say right now. This whole segment of the ep is rubbish.
Rin says: JJ. Being interested in Mandeh is much worse than Mandeh herself. I hope your internal bleeding has taught you a valuable lesson.
Sophy says: OH GOD OH GOD. THAT IS JUST. OH. WOW. SO WRONG. SO RIGHT. SO ROPHY.
Rin says: Surely there are better ways to spend your money? Or you know, just save it for a rainy day! ANYTHING BUT THAT.
Sophy says: Concurring.
Rin says: Maybe now people will take my obsession with braids seriously?
Sophy says: Oh… Rin. Oh… Rin.
Rin says: First you take away the awesomeness of series 4, and now this? Jfc.
Sophy says: I JUST LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED. HER FACE. AND HER DIGNITY. I JUST… You single-handedly made one of the most fail scenes on Skins epic, epic win.
Rin says: Christ. This is a family website. Put them away!
Sophy says: Ugh, seriously? It was bad enough that they Jamie Brittain tried to recreate the already hackneyed plot of 101 in which the Big Man tries to get someone to pop his Little Man best mate’s cherry. But then they had to have the Big Man go one step further and take the Little Man to a brothel. And then Little Man couldn’t go through with it because he’s just so sweet and wound up just kissing the prostitute instead and Big Man was appalled because he’s just so… big, and it was right around this moment that the cliche-monster that had been gnawing at my neck and shoulders the whole episode finally succeeded in detaching my head from my body.
(Don’t worry I got it back on. Ointment! That’s what you need when your head’s been cut off.)
Rin says: SHUTUP JJ WITH YOUR I’VE ONLY KISSED MY MUM AND MY AUNT. FIRST OF ALL, INCEST IS ILLEGAL, SECOND OF ALL, IT’S NOT CUTE, THIRD OF ALL, WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE A VELCRO WALLET?
What? It’s free reign.
Sophy says: lmao, this is a novel use of the Rinscope.
Rin says: JB probably thought this was the most amazing segway he’s ever done.. ‘OMG I’LL TAKE THEM TO THE WHOREHOUSE AND THEM OMG, JOHNNY WHITE WILL BE THERE, AND THEN COOK WILL BEAT ON HIM TO SHOW HOW ~OUT OF CONTROL HE IS.’ Alas.
Sophy says: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Humiliate the guy who can’t fight back. Next you’ll be beating him up. Oh you actually will be? Oh how lovely. Coming on Skins: Cook steals candy from a baby, laughs maniacally.
Rin says: OMFG TIMDAWN. ILU. And hahaha Gareth, you’re a cock!
Sophy says: AHAHAHAHAHA THEY’RE STILL GETTING HIM. ♥
Sophy says: Cook’s going to take a rain-check on that thing where he wales on you for no reason, JJ. Hang in there, won’t be long.
Rin says: AND OF COURSE it happens in 402, taking away from the naomily-fest. Typical JJ. (MOAR NAOMILY?)
Sophy says: Oh god, the light. Also I feel like I’ve seen that tree in a movie before. That. Exact. Tree. imdb isn’t going to help me with this, is it? Alas.
Rin says: I can so imagine you doing something like that though. Typing into the search with your two index fingers, “Tree + Skins.” BECAUSE YOU’RE THAT OLDIE WHO THINKS THE PLUS SIGN ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING.
Sophy says: Hello Gnome-Meg! Why so lonely?
Rin says: Probably because she’s got a Hitler salute going on and all the other gnomes are Jewish? AND she’s riding a pig.
Rin says: This broke my heart a little, I had forgotten that Cook had thrown rocks at Freddie’s window in this episode…and then having him do it again in the finale. omg.
Sophy says: Yeah, I had forgotten this too. Ow. I’m still going to mock it though…
Rin says: Don’t fret Scofield. I still believe in your love.
Sophy says: IT SHALL NEVER DIE.
Rin says: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I suspect Freddie is inside shaking his head.
Sophy says: And just pointing loaf after loaf after loaf.
Rin says: Sometimes, just sometimes. I’m sick of Sophia. She tries way too hard.
Sophy says: Get out. GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *deletes blog*
Rin says: I wish I had a shed to hang out in when I grew up. Back when I had friends.
Rin says: It was definitely way too early to try and make that robe work. You needed to give it some time before you can pull that shit off!
Sophy says: It would have been so simple Freddie. So SIMPLE. JUST TAKE OFF THE FUCKING ROBE CHRIST. Try being half-naked for a change.
Rin says: I can see the cogs turning in her head.
Sophy says: This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. EVER. Oh Mickey Mouse-Sophia. I love how she’s both hiding from Naomily and clearly steadying her oversized head on Cook’s shoulders.
Rin says: EEEEEEEE REFUGEE BAG!
Sophy says: Squeeeeeeeeeee it’s Thomas’s bag!
Rin says: Gross. WHY ARE YOU JUST VOMITING ON YOURSELF? I don’t understand. Just lean over ffs. Also, matching tights/dress!!
Sophy says: Squeeeeeeeeeee it’s Thomas’s ep!
Rin says: Effy. Get away from Naomi. Now.
Sophy says: lol you just know she’s playing with her hair. Sad.
Rin says: Fucking Mandeh. *joins Naomi in being embarrassed*
Sophy says: She just had to sneak into the rophycap, didn’t she? Of course. Of course.