Rin says: I’m getting a little tripped out that it looks like the two caps are joined. I like it.
Sophy says: Holy shit that’s awesome. Do you promise me you didn’t photoshop that Rin? PROMISE????
Sophy says: And so, Freddie starts trying to walk away from Cook’s shit. Good luck with that Freddie.
Also, I’m going to have to strongly object to his outfit. It’s not quite Baby-Naomi level, but it is wrong. Very, very wrong.
Rin says: Ahaha, he lasts for like 3 hours.
Rin says: They both look so forlorn! FREEDDDIIIEEE.. FREDDDDIIIEEEE, I WAS SCARED!
Sophy says: Jack does such a brilliant forlorn-face. I just want to stroke it tenderly.
Rin says: STUPID STUPID STUPID.
Sophy says: Let me just say right now. This whole segment of the ep is rubbish.
Rin says: JJ. Being interested in Mandeh is much worse than Mandeh herself. I hope your internal bleeding has taught you a valuable lesson.
Sophy says: OH GOD OH GOD. THAT IS JUST. OH. WOW. SO WRONG. SO RIGHT. SO ROPHY.
Rin says: Surely there are better ways to spend your money? Or you know, just save it for a rainy day! ANYTHING BUT THAT.
Sophy says: Concurring.
Rin says: Maybe now people will take my obsession with braids seriously?
Sophy says: Oh… Rin. Oh… Rin.
Rin says: First you take away the awesomeness of series 4, and now this? Jfc.
Sophy says: I JUST LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED. HER FACE. AND HER DIGNITY. I JUST… You single-handedly made one of the most fail scenes on Skins epic, epic win.
Rin says: Christ. This is a family website. Put them away!
Sophy says: Ugh, seriously? It was bad enough that they Jamie Brittain tried to recreate the already hackneyed plot of 101 in which the Big Man tries to get someone to pop his Little Man best mate’s cherry. But then they had to have the Big Man go one step further and take the Little Man to a brothel. And then Little Man couldn’t go through with it because he’s just so sweet and wound up just kissing the prostitute instead and Big Man was appalled because he’s just so… big, and it was right around this moment that the cliche-monster that had been gnawing at my neck and shoulders the whole episode finally succeeded in detaching my head from my body.
(Don’t worry I got it back on. Ointment! That’s what you need when your head’s been cut off.)
Rin says: SHUTUP JJ WITH YOUR I’VE ONLY KISSED MY MUM AND MY AUNT. FIRST OF ALL, INCEST IS ILLEGAL, SECOND OF ALL, IT’S NOT CUTE, THIRD OF ALL, WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE A VELCRO WALLET?
Rin says:
What? It’s free reign.
Sophy says: lmao, this is a novel use of the Rinscope.
Rin says: JB probably thought this was the most amazing segway he’s ever done.. ‘OMG I’LL TAKE THEM TO THE WHOREHOUSE AND THEM OMG, JOHNNY WHITE WILL BE THERE, AND THEN COOK WILL BEAT ON HIM TO SHOW HOW ~OUT OF CONTROL HE IS.’ Alas.
Sophy says: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Humiliate the guy who can’t fight back. Next you’ll be beating him up. Oh you actually will be? Oh how lovely. Coming on Skins: Cook steals candy from a baby, laughs maniacally.
Rin says: OMFG TIMDAWN. ILU. And hahaha Gareth, you’re a cock!
Sophy says: AHAHAHAHAHA THEY’RE STILL GETTING HIM. ♥
Sophy says: Cook’s going to take a rain-check on that thing where he wales on you for no reason, JJ. Hang in there, won’t be long.
Rin says: AND OF COURSE it happens in 402, taking away from the naomily-fest. Typical JJ. (MOAR NAOMILY?)
Sophy says: Oh god, the light. Also I feel like I’ve seen that tree in a movie before. That. Exact. Tree. imdb isn’t going to help me with this, is it? Alas.
Rin says: I can so imagine you doing something like that though. Typing into the search with your two index fingers, “Tree + Skins.” BECAUSE YOU’RE THAT OLDIE WHO THINKS THE PLUS SIGN ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING.
Sophy says: Hello Gnome-Meg! Why so lonely?
Rin says: Probably because she’s got a Hitler salute going on and all the other gnomes are Jewish? AND she’s riding a pig.
Rin says: This broke my heart a little, I had forgotten that Cook had thrown rocks at Freddie’s window in this episode…and then having him do it again in the finale. omg. 
Sophy says: Yeah, I had forgotten this too. Ow. I’m still going to mock it though…
Rin says: Don’t fret Scofield. I still believe in your love.
Sophy says: IT SHALL NEVER DIE.
Rin says: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I suspect Freddie is inside shaking his head.
Sophy says: And just pointing loaf after loaf after loaf.
Rin says: Sometimes, just sometimes. I’m sick of Sophia. She tries way too hard.
Sophy says: Get out. GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 *deletes blog*
Rin says: I wish I had a shed to hang out in when I grew up. Back when I had friends.
Rin says: It was definitely way too early to try and make that robe work. You needed to give it some time before you can pull that shit off!
Sophy says: It would have been so simple Freddie. So SIMPLE. JUST TAKE OFF THE FUCKING ROBE CHRIST. Try being half-naked for a change.
Rin says: I can see the cogs turning in her head.
Sophy says: This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. EVER. Oh Mickey Mouse-Sophia. I love how she’s both hiding from Naomily and clearly steadying her oversized head on Cook’s shoulders.
Rin says: EEEEEEEE REFUGEE BAG!
Sophy says: Squeeeeeeeeeee it’s Thomas’s bag!
Rin says: Gross. WHY ARE YOU JUST VOMITING ON YOURSELF? I don’t understand. Just lean over ffs. Also, matching tights/dress!!
Sophy says: Squeeeeeeeeeee it’s Thomas’s ep!
Rin says: Effy. Get away from Naomi. Now.
Sophy says: lol you just know she’s playing with her hair. Sad.
Rin says: Fucking Mandeh. *joins Naomi in being embarrassed*
Sophy says: She just had to sneak into the rophycap, didn’t she? Of course. Of course.
kittko
/ April 24, 2010DID SOMEBODY SAY GOA?!
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010She has keen hearing that Mandeh. Like a dog.
polymorph80
/ April 24, 2010Worst episode of S3, and but for the 405 and 407 overblown debacles (and 401 torpor), worst of Gen2. Seriously, “Cook is an out of control douche” is something we learned in five minutes of 301, which meant that this episode was the nearest Skins has ever come to all-out filler. Even the soundtrack agrees with me (start of ep, Ace Of Spades; end of ep, Ace Of Spades! See, he learned nothing!).
That said, making Barry Manilow sound good is the best thing the Cookie Monster will ever do with his life.
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010lolol, well, seeing as how I think 405 is the best episode of the gen, we’ll have to agree to disagree somewhat. 407 was a disappointment for me too though, along with 401 and this episode… which… wow… I’m seeing a pattern. Those three were all written by Jamie B!
Alas.
Gee
/ April 24, 2010You’re a Cock!
EPIC EPIC EPIC! XD
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010Rophy loves you for loving that macro!
Angie
/ April 24, 2010Can you please recap errrryything that’s ever been on tv, in film? Aberdeen. wut
Amazing, guys. Brilliant. Roll on Ep 3!
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010Aberdeen?? If you mean the movie with Rophy’s girlfriend in it, then sure.
lobstersforlife
/ April 24, 2010i fookin’ love you.
there are no other words.
also, i thought eating candy while reading this recap was a good idea. Sugar high + Rophy recaps = not a good idea.
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010We loov you too! More than cheese!
lobstersforlife
/ April 24, 2010ALSO:
“Time to get you out of those cakey clothes, Katie.” *repeats to fade*
jade
/ April 24, 2010naomi-boz wants to give emily the red light special
oops SPOILER ALERT
hey sophy: http://i39.tinypic.com/mt731j.jpg
anat
/ April 25, 2010O-Meee Goodness i just can’t believe u made THAT.. that is an abomination!
LMAO :-D
Katy
/ April 25, 2010Hahaha, that is awesome, thank you!
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010Yeah thanks. That gif is what started me with the nightmares in the first place. But I presume you know that and wish to torment me further.
reign anne
/ April 24, 2010giggling myself to oblivion….
reign anne
/ April 24, 2010you made an otherwise disappointing and ‘waste of time’ episode entertaining. cook: what a douche. freddie, what a sponge, and Naomi and Emily, well they are just fooking adorbs. haha
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010aw, that’s Rophy’s favourite thing: papering over the cracks in the fail!episodes with lols. Glad you enjoyed it as much as we do.
rach
/ April 24, 2010ahhh your recaps make me laugh so much!
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010Hurrah!
trinh
/ April 24, 2010when i read your recaps, i laugh the ENTIRE time. no really.
rophy makes me feel good.
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010The ENTIRE time? You should video yourself. Rophy would like to see that.
shley
/ April 25, 2010Everytime I see that chicks eyebrows I think of Joey post-eyebrow-waxing on friends. I think his looked better though.
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010Are you trying to win Rin’s heart? ARE YOU?
She melts when people reference Friends.
Rin
/ April 26, 2010*melts*
Maybe Chandler should pluck the eyebrows for the girl?
Endena
/ April 25, 2010hahaha i love you guys so much.
EPIC
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010We love you too!
Rachel
/ April 25, 2010Dudes. I loled. I cried. And died when I saw David Brent. I heart you kids.
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010Everyone who got The Office gags gets to be in Rophy’s cool club. We meet every Thursday recess under the monkey bars. Be there.
Katy
/ April 25, 2010Dude, my whole family thinks I’m crazy cause I’ve sitting by myself in the living room literally laughing out loud for the last 1/2 an hour. You guys are totes awesome!
anat
/ April 26, 2010yeah i can feel your “pain” girl my family even started complaining about me laughing with myself, they thought i was laughing to their jokes all the time but when they realized otherwise i think they got jealous cuz i’m having such a blast without them hahaha
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010Oh wow!
One of Rophy’s favourite hobbies is alienating people from their families via the means of lols
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010No, you’re awesome!
(But yes Rophy is also awesome.)
Wendy Q
/ April 25, 2010Why has nobody pointed out that Lester looks like J-Biebs gone wrong/a really ugly lesbian?
jillian
/ April 26, 2010MTE.
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010This half of Rophy still doesn’t know who this Jason Beaver person is.
Frankie
/ April 28, 2010Trust me. Keep it that way. It’s for the best.
(Although I’d love to see you guys have a go at him…)
anat
/ April 26, 2010You guys have got to stop this madness!! cuz my belly is hurting, plus now i’ll never find a soulmate cuz u are holding my pieces in Naomi’s jar :’( btw, i’m not complaining about that last part (the belly is tender) i just know someone someday will, when they realize i can’t commit cuz of that
) LOLz
Anyhow, this was totally epic, i can’t even remember all the parts that were epic cuz most of them were (but that last one with sophia as cook=ROFL).
i noticed that your recaps get to whole new levels of crazyfun in episodes u seem to hate.. interesting.
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010aw, poor belly.
And yeah, this is true, we do tend to crank up the hysteria when we’re fueled by rage.
Jillian
/ April 26, 2010As always, I enjoyed the shit out of this ♥. Thank ya’ll for all the hard work! I would probably only have the patience to do this once.
I laughed alot, but yeah, this episode was quite bad. I think mostly because idgaf about Mad Twatter/Johnny White characters. And I didn’t like Cook at all when I first watched and I had no idea how BEAUTIFUL Naomi is because of that god-awful hair. But anyway, I look forward to Thomas’s recap ♥.
Sophy
/ April 26, 2010Thank you for commenting!
And I’m with you, although I did prefer Twatter greatly to White… This episode just felt like filler. And Cook and I did not get off on the right foot.
Kim
/ April 27, 2010Favorite part was the macro of Naomi rockin her hair. I’m so glad you care enough to do that for us Rin
Sophy
/ April 28, 2010Rin is nothing if not caring!
Ana
/ April 28, 2010Seriously, me, rophydoes.com, and a $5 box of red wine have a date May 21 (by my count) for the 306 recap. It’s going to be the best thing that happened to Skins since ep 306.
Sophy
/ April 28, 2010Ana, you made it!
And yes, we are rather looking forward to that one, too. Hoping the puddle of Rophy goo we turn into is still able to bring the lols!
Frankie
/ April 28, 2010JJ: Don’t look at me…
*Panda throws up*
Panda: Seriously, don’t look at him.
I thought I’d die. Srsly. Everything you hating JJ already produced was AWESOME, but totally nothing against this one.
Still dying of laughing…
Sophy
/ April 29, 2010I LOVE THAT YOU ENJOY OUR CRUELTY <3
Amanda ling
/ November 9, 2010the light, with the tree, i saw it in the pride and prejudice movie, i thought cook was gonna meet freds in a field and freds would say his hands were cold
Nemesis
/ March 1, 2011Pretty sure that trees look exactly like the ones in the Pride&Prejudice movie? But that can’t have been filmed in the same place, can it?