Everyone — Part 1

Rin says: I thought she’d never leave.

Sophy says: Peace at last. Now put my stories on Rin.

(Rophy says: Read this if you know what’s good for you.)



Sophy says: The designer who lives inside Rin must be loving these caps.

Rin says: *strokes belly* I think I’m pregnant now.



Sophy says: Seriously, his or her panties will be falling off, right now.

Rin says: I’m never getting over that red/blue cap. Never. IT’S SO GOD DAMN PRETTY. CAN WE PUT IT ALL OVER THE BLOG OR SOMETHING? Oh my god.



Sophy says: I’m going to pretend that’s a golf ball instead of an egg. Hi smellygolfer, what are you doing in the Skins credits?! Losing your panties, oh I see.

lol @ the three musketeers. Cook is complaining of rheumatism. Freddie is sympathizing. JJ just wants to go home and watch his stories.

Rin says: Just because I brought you and your pilates (with the elderly) into the mix, doesn’t mean you have to bring in the golf. JJ’s pants are very very blue. Hmm.



Rin says: The second cap.. DYING AGAIN. I’m not even going to make it to the end of the credits, am I?

Sophy says: *salts*



Sophy says: HOLY SHIT THAT CAP OF KAYA I DON’T EVEN. They should audition her eyes for LOST, seriously.

Rin says: LOLOLOL. AUDITIONING FOR LOST. But yeah, I wholeheartedly agree.



Sophy says: Freddie looks unreasonably tall here. I like it. What? Giant works for him, unlike some people.

Ah, Katie, I see it’s not only Effy who’s been having lessons with Sophia.

Rin says: You’ve already seamlessly worked in Mandeh and Sophia. I applaud you. Emily’s lacking a bit in the thrusting…



Sophy says: Oh little s3 anime-Emily, with your bow fixation. How I love and miss thee.

lol Thomas get back in your box. It’s not episode 3 yet.

Rin says: ‘Anime-Emily’ lol you are such an eggysan. Can’t say I miss the bows, lol.



Sophy says: The blue/yellow/red Emily has going on here is fabulous. And I spy leopard print. Methinks Emsy and Katie are about to get up to some Sweet Valley Hijinks. Possibly involving bewitching the hottest boy in school. Or, you know, girl. HI NAOMI!


I want Panda’s earrings. I never thought I’d say that about anything Pandora has ever worn. But there you go.

Rin says: TRINITY!!!!!!! SOPHY? COW EARRINGS? Wow. I would be.. taken aback.



Rin says: Omg look at them all. They’re so cute. Naomily are so close…GTFO JJ. GO FUCKING HAVE A FAMILY ALREADY.



Sophy says: FIRST SIGHTING OF NAOMILY BEING NAOMILY EVAR. OMG. *single tear runs down my creamy cheek*

Rin says: ‘creamy cheek’ omg. They’re so adorable. *rests head lovingly in my hands*



Sophy says: I think we all know what Cookie has just seen in the distance. If we don’t, then we need to go back to Rophy-school.

PANDORA, I LOVE YOU, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, NO MATTER WHAT, FOREVER AND EVER AMEN.

Rin says: LOOK AWAY FROM THE HORIZON OMG :(( :((



Sophy says: So Panda, you know that thing I said earlier about loving your forever and ever amen? Reiterated.

Rin says: I think Kaya could make a living by just getting paid to stand outside in the sun, being pretty.



Sophy says: Oh hai there Miss Katie ‘~I don’t know how to smoke touch teach me, Effy’ Fitch.

Rin says: That Katie Fitch. She’s a thinker.



Sophy says: Rin, I just watch that gif and hear “HI!”, “HI!”, “HI!” over and over in my head. Haunting.

Rin says: Omfg I was eating my lunch and I just literally spat out some rice. *cleans it up whilst still laughing*



Sophy says: aw, Panda and Thommo, back when they were awesome. Here’s a tip, you guys: frolicking is more fun without ginormous backpacks.

Rin says: Aw, I think the ginormous backpacks are half the charm! Omg the text editor is telling me right now that my spelling of ginormous is wrong, but yours isn’t. Racist.



Rin says: I THINK YOU MISSED AN IMPORTANT LINK RIGHT HERE SOPHY. It’s fucking fate, because Cook is mixed with the most random shot of SWANS. SWANS!!!!!

Sophy says: idgi? All I can think is that Cook’s destiny lies with Bella Swan? Which no? Please no?

Rin says: …….. I honestly feel like closing down this whole operation right now. Like. Maybe you’re not my soulmate-for-life-type-thing afterall. /face falls

Sophy says: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *humbly apologizes to both Rin and Rophy’s OTP Cook/Michael Scofield* *pleads elderly brain with holes in it* *picks Rin’s face up* *grumbles about her bad back*



Sophy says: ICU FREFFY, LURKING AMIDST ALL THE CEFFY.

Rin says: Aw pretty. When we go to Bristol, we have to find this place, okay? And like…all the locations lols.




Rin says: EVERYONE. HERE WE GO!! :)



Sophy says: lol, you really should listen to him Freds. I mean, really.

Rin says: Foreshadowing at its finest.

Sophy says: So fine that I’m now okay with the bludgeoning.




Sophy says: I love how Freddie was super-cool for approx 1 minute and 50 seconds and then nevermore.

Rin says: They did a pretty decent job of actually making it look like Luke could skate. lol, Cornetto boner.



Sophy says: brb, dating myself with this. But eh, if you know Rophy then you already know I’m elderly and go to Pilates on Mondays and Fridays with a close friend of mine.

Rin says: YOU’RE SHOWING YOUR AGE. *goes back to using the blasted technology you’re always complaining about*



Rin says: Rofl, I love the mums faces in the background. They were so brilliantly disgusted. I would have reacted the same.



Sophy says: Cook unleashes his signature laugh on us <3

Rin says: I know, I love his laugh so much. And JJ… *shakes head* Can’t take him anywhere.



Sophy says: HI CLOSE FRIEND. How is your lower back holding up from Monday’s session?

Rin says: …AHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH IT’S FUNNY CAUSE IT’S TRUE.



Sophy says: Looking back, I’m slightly skeeved by the way Effy and her dad match with the violet. Effy looks amazing though (in a whoreish way, lol. This is totally where Katie got the inspiration for ‘Sluts and Studs’ in series four).

Rin says: Or you know.. Katie was always a bit of a slut.



Sophy says: lol Mr Stonem. I’m sad we didn’t see more of you this gen.

Rin says: ngl, I was very close to photoshopping Tony’s hair onto him. And I probably shouldn’t have said that cause now the people will think I’m not really all that dedicated :(

Sophy says: In my head, this is what is happening during this scene.

Rin says: Yeah, read this.



Sophy says: YEAH, MY GLUTES ARE PRETTY SORE TOO!

Rin says: FUCK. I REALLY DIDN’T LEARN MY LESSON. I nearly just choked to death on my food.



Sophy says: Oh Effy. What are you doing with these boys? My heart actually hurts looking back at this.

Rin says: *hugs your heart*



Sophy says: ‘Sweet’. Still one of my favourite moments this gen.

Rin says: I love this so much too.



Sophy says: HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH DEAR GOD. So many of my favourite things going on here. Effy’s ridiculously hot ridiculous outfit. Mandeh the Giant. Sophiaing. JJ-bashing (literally). <3

Rin says: He got what he deserved. *shrugs* He should know that nothing ever good comes from cross-breeding.



Rin says: I’ve always wondered why she didn’t just put on these cute clothes after Katie took her other outfit? It’s cuteeeee. And wtf, shoes on the bed? No no no.

My heart always catches in my throat whenever I hear the song start.

Sophy says: Rin doesn’t actually have a problem with shoes on the bed. She has a problem with shoes anywhere but by the front door. I learned the hard way. *cowers*



Sophy says: OH EMS. Your mistake was going with the leopard print. You should know it’s like catnip to Katie.

Rin says: Cutest. Smile. Ever.



Rin says: Has anyone ever read the catalogue? I was reading it before and omg, it’s hilarious. It’s all about how they only like attractive people with great hair. I love you skins production crew, I really do.



Sophy says: Emily’s like ‘lol I don’t need to learn how to do that lol.’

Rin says: BAHAHAHHAHHAHAA.



Sophy says: It’s a GAYYYYYYBOOOOOW <3

Rin says: I’m so happy I never had a younger brother.




Sophy says: She’s just so very, very pocket-sized.

Rin says: I’m so happy I never had a younger brother. AND OMG POCKET-SIZED. ♥





Sophy says: I really love Kat’s body. From a purely aesthetic standpoint, I mean. *cough* OH LOOK, GROSS FILTHY BATH HI REALISM.

Rin says: *hands you the peado-jersey* And SHHHHHH…she hasn’t spotted us yet.



Sophy says: What is it about that second cap that is just so cute. Also, blue towel, red hair, green bathroom. Love.

Rin says: “What is it about that second cap that is just so cute.” Um. It’s Emily Fitch?



Sophy says: Oh James Fitch, you filthy little fucker. Grow up faster, pls, we need you in a future gen.

Rin says: lol. James. Gross. And I love Emily’s messy hair…even if it just makes me think of her as a muppet.



Rin says: THE SIGN. ‘KEEP OUT THE UGLY SISTERS!’ Well if they’re so ugly WHY DO YOU KEEP PERVING ON THEM OMG.

OMG. AND A DRAWING OF A SKULL. A SKULL. DID I JUST SAY SKULL?



Rin says: BRICKS WERE SHAT. Srsly. If I hadn’t known before watching this series that there were twins, I would have screamed.



Sophy says: BLONDES? BLONDES? BLONDES? I just… 8->

Rin says: Her motives are purely innocent!!




Sophy says: lolbananas.

Rin says: loldanny.



Sophy says: Emily is thoroughly disgusted by this public display of heterosexuality.

Rin says: I’m disgusted by the car and the groping. :(



Rin says: Aw ems, shoved into the background. OMG SO SYMBOLIC OMG.



Sophy says: OH SOPHIA, NEVER STOP GOING TOO FAR IN YOUR PURSUIT OF THAT BLONDE TEMPTRESS. NEVER. STOP.

Rin says: “TEMPTRESS” HAHAAHHAHA.



Rin says: IDK. I really like the shot from above. Even if the kissing is gross.



Sophy says: JEAN SHORTS. WOW. FORESHADOWING. SKINS, WRITERS. YOU’RE AMAZING. *GIVES YOU SIX OSCARS*



Rin says: I have to say, I really like Danny for not being a seedy disgusting fucker towards Emily. He’s also the first one to call her ‘Ems.’ (I’m letting the ‘guys like a twin thing’ slide)



Sophy says: AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA.


Her face on ‘I hope it all comes true!’ I may never recover.

Rin says: You make me blush with your need for a whole new line just to laugh! Poor ems. Noone ever told her to be careful of what you wish for. :(



Sophy says: lol omg. Panda was right for once, hey Eff?



Sophy says: Keffy. It begins.

Rin says: Let us hope it never ends. *Hopeful*



Part II

8 Responses

  1. kelly
    kelly April 17, 2010 at 4:08 am · Reply

    LMAO
    awesome web :33

  2. Jillan
    Jillan April 17, 2010 at 10:10 am · Reply

    Lol I agree with anime-emily. So true.

    Lmao thomas in his box.

    I think it’s funny the way they lined everyone up. Really they just stuck JJ on the end hahaha. I think they should switch freddie and cook. Cause then there’s cook/panda and Freddie/Katie. Then they could’ve put JJ in between Emily and Katie JUST SAYING.

    LOL THE ROUNDVIEW CATALOGUE. Ty for pointing that out.

    /end.

  3. reign_anne
    reign_anne April 17, 2010 at 11:49 pm · Reply

    “I love how Freddie was super-cool for approx 1 minute and 50 seconds and then nevermore.” SO TRUE! Naomi was right, he got so boring somebody had to kill him. Funny, another article said “Pasqualino utterly steals the show and no wonder –- just look at the guy.” OH please, sorry luke but you weren’t strong enough to carry the show.

    The first time i watch this episode, i paused several times to read the Catalogue and i thought i was imagining what was written then i remembered, “oh yeah its SKINS!.

    You guys are monumentally and sensationally awesome! Cheers mates!

  4. marbie
    marbie April 29, 2010 at 5:45 am · Reply

    omg I adore you girls

    1. Sophy
      Sophy April 29, 2010 at 11:08 am · Reply

      We adore your adoration :)

  5. burst
    burst April 30, 2010 at 8:41 am · Reply

    you shouldn’t understimate shower heads!

  6. Brit B
    Brit B July 11, 2010 at 9:42 pm · Reply

    @burst: If that was a Skins novel reference I’m not sure whether I thoroughly approve or need to go watch Rin’s Naomily vid again to cleanse myself.

  7. SkepticEddie
    SkepticEddie August 24, 2010 at 2:10 am · Reply

    The Lily/Kat promo for the Skins novel, with Lily shrieking with surprise/laughter? I die. “Skins: the novel! It’s like the show, but written down!”

    Also, yesterday I found out something very disturbing. I HAVE MANDEH’S UNDERWEAR!

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