Rachel and Finn – Born Again
Rin says: Not so much the song, but I just thought it was hilarious. From their costumes to Rachel’s expressions.. seriously, her face! The entire time I was just giggling at her. And their chereography! Win! Then at the end when she says ‘Let’s sit…come,’ as she leads Finn to the chairs. IDK, just lol.
Sophy says: There were so many to choose from this week. The asians were adorbs with ‘Sing’. Kurt was a bad-ass mother fucker with his ‘Victor/Victoria’. And the Rachel/Kurt duet? Pure vocal heaven.
BUT YES. This was something else. It wasn’t just a bad duet… it was an offensive duet. And Rophy wholeheartedly approved.
(But we will never approve of Rachel/Finn, so please stop trying you two, k thx bye.)
“I was going to order us one really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I’ve been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.”
Rin says: Best. Moment. On. TV. Ever.
Sophy says: OH BRITTANY. There are tears in my eyes. Tears of joy.
“We’re more alike than you think.”
“That’s a terrible thing to say.”
Rin says: I think this was the most lovely scene for me. Rachel letting Kurt know that the Glee club needs and supports him — and that there are 12 people who will make him feel less alone, less lonely. And then wanting to sing with him, just for them. Oh you two. <3
Sophy says: I loved loved loved that quote – the delivery from both of them was perfection. And I did love this scene, even though it felt a bit out-of-nowhere for Rachel and seemed like it might have been devised as an excuse to get the two best voices on the show together, plot be damned.
Best ‘Brittany is random’ moment
Brittany points to both breasts then gestures ‘no’ with her finger. Santana weeps.
Rin says: She is just the best thing about Glee. EVERY SCENE. EVERY LINE. EVERY ACTION. Oh man.
Sophy says: No, no, no, no, no, NO. Rophy are going to get their R and Ophy on. As far as I’m concerned the clear winner for this episode was the following:
I actually choked on my cornchip.
Rophy Says No
“You used me for my voice. It’s the only reason you had sex with me.”
Rin says: Ummmmmm. Artie? Seriously? You didn’t even like Brittany and you only went out with her because you wanted to get back at Tina. Don’t turn around and be all when you know very well what it was all about.
Sophy says: So much no. Artie you are not a fucking damsel, okay? She offered to sleep with you. You accepted. Get the fuck over it.
Mercedes also pissed me right off at the start of the episode, when Kurt was all ‘omg I reckon the cute boy is gay’ and she was all ‘LOL YOU’RE BATSHIT CRAZY THEN’ or words to that effect. Seriously Mercedes? Thinking the cute boy is gay makes you insane? GO BACK TO CHURCH.
Head in Hands
Rin says: I still can’t believe this happened.
Sophy says: SWEET LADY KISSES. On the one hand this smacked of fan-pandering, but on the other hand I really, really don’t care?
Most Rophy Moment
Rin is Mike Chang (sans abs and penis), Sophy is Tina (sans asian)
Rin says: When I sing, Sophy says it sounds like cats scratching on trash can lids in the rain.
Sophy says: SANS AZN??? HOW DARE YOU???
But yes. Rophy went for dim sum! Sadly Rin’s parents were not there.
It’s a shame we can’t choose two Rophy moments though. See I wanted to go with a couple of little lines from Rachel and Finn’s first song.
“When I was down…”
“… I was your clown.”
Rin says: Get out.
Just Make Out Already!
Rin says: Seriously. JUST DO IT. (No spoilers. I know you know what I’m talking about.)
Sophy says: What’s that Quinn Fabray? You need to find a way to ~torture Rachel? I have some suggestions and a pair of handcuffs.