Sunshine and Rachel – Telephone
Rin says: I’m sure there’s already a lot of talk about this scene already, but oh my god. I felt uncomfortable watching this scene because of how blatantly gay it was. I can’t even. RACHEL BERRY, LEA MICHELE, WHOEVER IT WAS. You were being SO gay with Sunshine/Charice. I can’t even. Like, christ. I had to look away at parts — it was basically soft porn. And I’m pretty sure Glee is a family show.
I loved this song, it was hot. And awesome. And well sung. And and…energetic. Sue coming in at the end telling them to ‘SHUTUP!’ was ace.
And then I thought, why the fuck was this with Sunshine and not Quinn?
And then my final thought was….why do I like another GaGa song?
Sophy says: Please note: that last sentence about liking the actual song was in no way contributed to by Sophy of Rophy.
Please also note how chuffed Sunshine looks about the Rachel-porn. Understandable.
“That doesn’t make any sense.”
Rin says: Sue is back! And the biggest laugh I had wasn’t via the norm of Sylvester’s wit, no no, it was her simple and repeated reaction to Beist. ‘That doesn’t make any sense.’ I just love Jane Lynch, her deliveries are always spot on and something about the way she was just completely put off by Beist made me laugh. She had no other response except for one of confusion.
Sophy says: I sometimes think Lynch’s delivery makes this show.
“Show us on the doll where Ms Beist touched you.”
Rin says: Brittany. She is the best one. Seriously. I don’t know how Heather Morris (HeMo) does it week in and week out, but she is freaking amazing. And finally she gets to sing in the next episode, for which I am ridiculously excited about.
“I wanted to touch her boobs.”
Oh Brittany. Never change.
Sophy says: The other day I saw someone casually saying that Brittany was overrated. I wanted to CASUALLY PUNCH THEM.
I think my favourite part was how quickly she confessed.
PS. Schuester’s expression in that last cap is priceless.
Best ‘Brittany is random’ Moment
“Stop the violence…”
Sophy says: Brittany. Successfully distracting me from catfights between hot cheerleaders since 2010.
Rin says: Barely. If it had been Rachel instead of Santana…
Rophy Says No
What did you do for love Rachel?
Rophy says: Rachel sent someone to a crack den for love. We think this might be an excuse to end with Lea Michele and a ballad.
Head in Hands
Sophy says: Sometimes Rin wishes the asian community was tighter.
Most Rophy moment
“There is a new student at this school named Sunshine who is a Filipino and is shorter than me, which I didn’t think was possible, and is very unnerving.”
Rophy says: UNNERVING INDEED, MISS BERRY.
Quinn Glory Shot
Rin says: This season better have more Quinn than last season. And ya know, Faberry.
Faberry. HeMo. I’m down with all the lingo guys.
Sophy says: Unf.