Rin

The R in Rophy.

R.

What can I say about R?

r 1 or R (är)
n. pl. r’s or R’s also rs or Rs
1. The 18th letter of the modern English alphabet.
2. Any of the speech sounds represented by the letter r.
3. The 18th in a series.
4. Something shaped like the letter R.

R 1 (är)
A trademark used for a movie rating indicating that admission will be granted only to persons of or over a certain age, usually 17, unless accompanied by a parent or guardian.

R 2
1. The symbol for gas constant.
2. The symbol for radical.

Wait, wait. Not just any R. The R in Rophy.

Rin.

What can I say about Rin?

A lot, actually. But she would probably shut this blog down before we ever went public.

Rin is a lot more than just an R, and I’m not going to say that persons over the age of 17 should be the only people allowed to interact with her. But I will say that she has been known to be a hit with the elderly (lol brb watching The Bill whilst doing pilates lol) and that she has also been known to depart markedly from the usual or customary; she has been known to be extreme.

Some things you should know about Rin:

- She lives in a matchbox in my head
- She will beat you to death with a shovel if you talk shit about Tegan, Sara, or Tegan and Sara (I will follow and point bread at your corpse)
- She likes tee-shirts
- She has issues with shoes
- A designer lives inside her and drops his or her pants regularly, notably when watching the Skins opening credits
- She is a pom mom (she refers to herself as such frequently and has a teeshirt and a mug with ‘best pom mom ever’ on it)
- She is a Rinana
- She sticks up for me when the cool kids call me names
- She likes to golf and is proud of being smelly afterward
- Last week she caused me to snort diet coke onto my monitor, via the means of rophycap
- Contrary to popular belief, she is not actually shaped like the letter R